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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

Anonymous: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

Resupplied:

I want to cuddle make out and watch scary movies during a storm

thiccthot:

shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas

bagmilk:

frightn:

tutors are just education prostitutes

prostitutor

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life